Measuring Cup
Expat Life

What I’d Do With a Time Machine

If I had a time machine and could go back and tell my 10-year-old self just one thing it would be this:  “learn and master the metric system.”  Well, it would be a toss-up between that and “wear your retainer every night, FOREVER.”

There are plenty of things we’re forced to learn in school where we say to ourselves, “when will I ever use this in real life?”  Like advanced trigonometry and calculus.  I can’t say that I’ve ever used these in my every day life.  Ever.  And my lack of commitment in fully understanding these things (and, consequently, marginal grades) shows that I did have some foresight to know I would never need these tools again.  I understand that everything in the universe around us is somehow fundamentally explained by mathematics.  I’m just happy to be in awe of this without actually being able to explain how the Fibonacci sequence appears in pine cones.

But what I could not have predicted was that in my late thirties I would leave the United States to live in another country, a country that like all other industrialized nations in the world uses the metric system (mostly).  And this I use every day.  Running on the treadmill at the gym?  Speed in kilometers per hour.  Buying meat, canned goods, ANYTHING in the grocery store?  Weights in kilograms or millilitres.  Buying a storage cabinet from IKEA? Measurements in centimeters.  Checking the weather forecast?  Temperature in Celsius.  The list goes on.

I find cooking to be a particularly interesting challenge.  I’ve always enjoyed Christmas baking and most years bake numerous varieties of cookies.  But in my opinion good baking requires precise measurements, measurements that don’t always lend themselves to conversion.  Like when a recipe calls for one stick of butter.  Let’s just say that last year’s Christmas baking of what had been tried and true recipes didn’t turn out so true. I’ve made things a little easier for myself by bringing with me my US measuring cups and spoons and purchasing a kitchen scale, something I’d never bothered with before.  But I’m still endlessly converting ingredient lists to the metric system as that’s how they’re packaged in the store.  And, I can’t even pre-heat the oven without doing a Fahrenheit to Celsius conversion.

No one at the age of 10 can predict what life may have in store for them.  But as the majority of countries around the world use the metric system as their primary system of measurement, I’d guess that one’s likelihood of using the metric system at some point in their life is pretty high.  While the curriculum in my American grade school certainly included the metric system, it’s a classic case of use it or lose it.  And growing up in America I didn’t use it, so I lost it. Thank goodness I live in the age of the Internet where I can now find the tools to convert units for me with relative ease.  But this is clumsy and a time waster.  It would be much easier if I had mastered the metric system and could do this in my head.  And, I wouldn’t have to answer “hmm, I don’t know” when the doctor asks me how many kilograms my child weighs.

So time machine on.  Ten year old self, pay attention to the metric system.  Learn it.  Use it.  Master it.  The world is big and diverse.  You will travel, work, and live outside of America.  And you will find billions of people who do not measure butter in sticks.

Gratitude

Happy Thanksgiving!

Today I’m thankful for so many things.

I’m especially thankful for my friends and family both near and far.

And, I’m thankful that I’m not a turkey.

Ode to Pumpkin
Gratitude

Ode to Pumpkin

One of the things I always look forward to at this time of year is pumpkin.  Glorious, delicious pumpkin baked into things like pumpkin pie, pumpkin bread, pumpkin cookies, pumpkin ravioli, and pumpkin soup.  And of course the Pumpkin Spice Latte, sadly absent from the Starbucks menu in the UK.  Like the Pumpkin Spice Latte, these pumpkin delicacies have been MIA from my table since I moved to the UK.  Typical American and our shortcuts, I’d been unable to find the staple of most pumpkin recipes, Libby’s canned pumpkin.  Yep, I know you can use an actual pumpkin, but I like my shortcuts in the kitchen.

Maybe the autumn fixation with pumpkins is an American thing?  Still having a few pumpkins decorating the house, I’ve been asked why we still have these around as Halloween is over.  What do you mean why are they still around?  You’ve got to have pumpkins around until Thanksgiving.

So determined to enjoy some pumpkin baking this year and properly celebrate Thanksgiving, I took the purist approach.  I got myself some pie pumpkins and went to work.

Pumpkin

After cutting them up, I roasted them in the oven in an attempt to remove the skins and get the desirable fleshy inside.  What I ended up with was a stringy mess that might have yielded, at best, a half cup of what you’d need in a recipe.  A herculean effort for little to no reward.  Complete failure.  I was now resigned to another Thanksgiving spent without pumpkin pie.

Roasted Pumpkin

However, I did keep the seeds and roast them.  These turned out better, and certainly edible as I eventually managed to eat them all.

Roasted Pumpkin Seeds

And then a miracle happened.  As I wrote about before, I’ve started getting my groceries online through Ocado.  And one of the things they do is stock quirky American foods like Libby’s pumpkin.  Hallelujah.

Libby's Pumpkin

Today, in preparation for tomorrow’s meal. I cracked open one of the cans of the Libby’s pumpkin I have now stockpiled.  In the end, I decided to go with a pumpkin cheesecake instead of the traditional pumpkin pie.

Pumpkin Puree

Thankfully, the Little Monkey had a wooden hammer I could use to crush the digestive and ginger biscuits for the crust.

Cheesecake Crust

And about twenty minutes later (minus oven cooking time), viola, pumpkin cheesecake.

Pumpkin Cheesecake

Yum.  I can’t wait to dig in tomorrow as we celebrate our little Thanksgiving here in the UK.

Sunset
Gratitude

November is National Alzheimer’s Disease Awareness Month

Alzheimer’s is a terrible disease which takes an unimaginable toll not just on the person with the disease but also on family members that are often called upon, reluctantly, to act as caregivers.  So this month, in honor of National Alzheimer’s Disease Awareness Month, why not add a personal tribute to someone you know that has risen to this difficult task?  I’ve added mine.

Farewell, my sister, fare thee well.
The elements be kind to thee, and make
Thy spirits all of comfort: fare thee well.
~William Shakespeare